I hate Marlboro, but here we are finishing out second pack

tylerchokely:

in 5th grade a boy told me that sex was just laying on top of someone so i asked him if he wanted to have sex and we laid on top of each other and thats how i lost my virginity 

(via keilalareyna)

I read Eragon like in 5th grade and to this day I still haven’t seen the movie

kittiezandtittiez:

Sick, sad, tired and hungry.

Kittens haven’t cheered me up. send boobs

im-a-walking-paradox:

MY DICK WAS STUCK IN MY ZIPPER OKAY

I’m starting to have nightmares every night again and I’m getting worried. First time it started I turned to prescription painkillers to get to sleep which lead to my addiction. If it wasn’t for Karen helping me through it I don’t know where I’d be. Now that Karen’s no longer around and Yasmeen and I aren’t talking to each other either I’m not going to have any help this time. I just really need sleep right now.